FRIENDSWOOD, Texas — This just in from the "foolishness" files.
A Domino worker in Friendswood has been charged with assaulting his co-worker for revealing a spoiler for "Avengers: Endgame."
Justin Gregory Surface, 33, was issued a citation for assault, Friendswood police say.
You read that right. The suspect is a grown man.
"Avengers: Endgame" shattered the record for biggest opening weekend with an estimated $350 million in ticket sales domestically and $1.2 billion globally.
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